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Clean Your F*cking Room: Weekend Horoscopes February 21-23 | Betches

Valentine’s Day is over, winter is on its way out, and spring is on the horizon. It’s almost time for us all to collectively freak out about our summer bodies, frequent the gym for a few weeks, then give up and accept ourselves for the way we are, while shrieking “any body in a bikini is a bikini body!” Ah, the circle of life. All that sh*t aside, the stars and planets are pushing all of us to bask in our self-confidence and share the happy vibes, so hopefully your…

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The Best Bachelor Recap Youll Ever Read: The Scar On Madis Heart Is Bigger Than The One On Petes Head | Betches

Presented by SkinnyPop Welcome back to this crazy roller coaster ride we call The Bachelor! You know, if roller coasters ended with someone being legally shackled to the toothless man who runs pilots it. (See what I did there?) All I have to say is, strap in kids, because sh*t is about to get wild this week with the Fantasy Suite dates. If you’ll recall, last Monday, Peter went to Kelsey, Hannah Ann, Madison, and Victoria’s hometowns. My favorite part was when he got to swear up and down to…

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The Betches’ Honeymoon Guide To Bali | Betches

I’ve never related more to an annoying post-abroad college student than when returning from my honeymoon. I, like those 21-year-old kids coming back from Barthelonaaa, now consider myself an expert on a place where I spent two weeks of my life. However, I did spend a full year researching, mapping out, and planning for this trip, so I like to think I know a little more than those college kids. Our wedding took place on Saturday, September 7th, and we left for our honeymoon at 9pm on Thursday, September 12th,…

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UPDATED: Arie And Lauren Had Their Baby

UPDATE: The world’s longest pregnancy is officially over, because on Wednesday afternoon, Arie and Lauren’s baby finally arrived. Lauren gave birth to a healthy baby girl named Alessi Ren, which I’m going to assume is a Dutch name I don’t know about, and not a girl version of the DJ Alesso. Arie first announced the news on his Instagram story, and then later in the evening, both he and Lauren posted photos of their new baby. That’s the difference between a Kardashian baby and a Bachelor baby. The Kardashians can keep an…

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The Super Blood Wolf Moon Comedown: Weekend Horoscopes January 25-27 Betches

This week we’re all coming down from the Super Blood Wolf Moon‘s affects( btw there was a Super Blood Wolf Moon) and you’re going to have to be careful if you want to strike the right balance of party energy, and not ruining your life energy. Here’s what the stars have to say about whether or not you should take that last shot of tequila. Gemini Leo You’re in the mood to be extra and implore for attention this weekend, Leo. I entail, you’re always kind of in that feeling,…

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