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Clean Your F*cking Room: Weekend Horoscopes February 21-23 | Betches

Valentine’s Day is over, winter is on its way out, and spring is on the horizon. It’s almost time for us all to collectively freak out about our summer bodies, frequent the gym for a few weeks, then give up and accept ourselves for the way we are, while shrieking “any body in a bikini is a bikini body!” Ah, the circle of life. All that sh*t aside, the stars and planets are pushing all of us to bask in our self-confidence and share the happy vibes, so hopefully your…

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UPDATED: Arie And Lauren Had Their Baby

UPDATE: The world’s longest pregnancy is officially over, because on Wednesday afternoon, Arie and Lauren’s baby finally arrived. Lauren gave birth to a healthy baby girl named Alessi Ren, which I’m going to assume is a Dutch name I don’t know about, and not a girl version of the DJ Alesso. Arie first announced the news on his Instagram story, and then later in the evening, both he and Lauren posted photos of their new baby. That’s the difference between a Kardashian baby and a Bachelor baby. The Kardashians can keep an…

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The Super Blood Wolf Moon Comedown: Weekend Horoscopes January 25-27 Betches

This week we’re all coming down from the Super Blood Wolf Moon‘s affects( btw there was a Super Blood Wolf Moon) and you’re going to have to be careful if you want to strike the right balance of party energy, and not ruining your life energy. Here’s what the stars have to say about whether or not you should take that last shot of tequila. Gemini Leo You’re in the mood to be extra and implore for attention this weekend, Leo. I entail, you’re always kind of in that feeling,…

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The Super Blood Wolf Moon Comedown: Weekend Horoscopes January 25-27 Betches

This week we’re all coming down from the Super Blood Wolf Moon‘s affects (btw there was a Super Blood Wolf Moon) and you’re going to have to be careful if you want to strike the right balance of party energy, and not ruining your life energy. Here’s what the stars have to say about whether or not you should take that last shot of tequila. Gemini Leo You’re in the mood to be extra and beg for attention this weekend, Leo. I mean, you’re always kind of in that mood,…

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This Couple’s Proposal Went So Horribly Wrong They Had To Call 911 Betches

A marriage proposal is( I presuppose) a stressful thing. Beyond the fear of being rejected, there’s the pressure to make it a Big Memorable Moment. This past week, one couple went a hair too far in their pursuit of an epic proposal–ending in a 911 see and paramedics being involved. Read on for a point-by-point guide on how NOT to stage your suggestion. IDGAF how good that “top of the mountain” Insta sounds to you. This < s> fairytale romance f* cking tragedy started with the couple, Joshua Mason( 27)…

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